FuNnY StOrY

My sister asks me last night if I got her text. "No" I say.
She calls me later to tell me that the text she sent me got sent to one of the pastors of our church. The one who will be marrying her next Saturday.
Here is what the text said: I'm pretty sure everyone downstairs can see my cooter(our family word for the down below woman parts)... oh well
So, long story short, she was upstairs at the gym in her daisy dukes sweating bones on the elliptical and she thought this was important information I needed to know.
Low and behold she accidentally sent the message to the sweet and innocent pastor. Luckily she called him and he had been so busy at the church he didn't even read it. (or so he said)!!!
Moral is- watch those slippery sweaty fingers when your texting at the gym:}